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把这块牛肉切一下！

2011-10-13 20:13:00| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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男子喊道：服务员，过来一下！

服务员：您好，什么事？

男子怒问：我20块钱一碗的牛肉面，怎么才一块牛肉？

服务员：先生，那您希望有几块？

男子想了想说：怎么也得五六块牛肉吧。

服务员冲厨房喊道：出来个师傅，帮这位顾客把这块牛肉切一下！

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